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Dress code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore do not need a raise.
Sick days We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work
Personal Days Each employee will receive 104 personal days in a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday
Bereavement Leave This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co workers . Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
Toilet Use Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of 3 minutes an alarm will sound and the toilet paper roll will retract. the stall door will not open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "chronic offenders category". Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.
Lunch Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so they can look healthy. Normal people get 15 minutes so they can get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch because thats all the time needed to drink a slim fast.
Loyalty Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore all questions comments concerns complaints frustrations irritations aggravations insinuations allegations accusations contemplations consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
hmmm, this is very similar to the agreement when I had a job at McDonalds. SCARY
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